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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:37
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Who’s the smartest Hollywood celebrity?
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Early Humans Did More Than Just Walk—They Mastered a Surprising Skill Set - Indian Defence Review
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Despite practicing at CB and WR, Bo Melton won’t compare himself to Travis Hunter - NBC Sports